From The New York Observer, the year’s most prominent "CeWebrity" prognosticates for you: Chris Crocker, the dude who rose to fame by tearily defending Britney, has a penchant for backside hair, an upcoming reality show and a weakness for conspiracy theories; and attack of the 21st-century falsies: Where have all the nipples gone? The idiosyncratic women of New York are becoming veritable cleavage cyborgs, eschewing lace-enhanced, natural, sexy bustlines for formidable foam facades. An interview with Sacha Baron Cohen on killing off Borat. When Hollywood comes knocking, that's probably a clue the time has come to open the door. And the secretive, centuries-old order of Freemasonry seems to be picking up its cue. Royal Cock-up: Charles and Camilla are choosing personal gratification over the survival of a 1,000-year-old monarchy. A review of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young.
