Aspiring screenwriter Vladimir Nabokov

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Courtesy of the American Reader, here’s an excerpt from a movie pitch that Vladimir Nabokov sent to Alfred Hitchcock: "A girl, a rising star of not quite the first magnitude, is courted by a budding astronaut. She is slightly condescending to him; has an affair with him but may have other lovers, or lover, at the same time. One day he is sent on the first expedition to a distant star; goes there and makes a successful return. Their positions have now changed. He is the most famous man in the country while her starrise has come to a stop at a moderate level. She is only too glad to have him now, but soon she realizes that he is not the same as he was before his flight." Hitchcock passed on that, and on Nabokov’s other idea: a Cold War-era film about a man who defected to the U.S.

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